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Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.
The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered
Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶
Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron
When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.
Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds
a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel
friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D
friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position
friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E
((Lmao this is a joke--))
Being so lazy that the act of moving across the room to get or do something necessary is too much of an inconvenience under the belief that simply staying put and not doing anything would be more preferred.
I needed to pee, but I felt like pulling a pretzel, and now I'm sitting in a puddle.
A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.
Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.
2 or more females wearing strap-ons to engage in anal sex simultaneously.
Becky and I tried the Devil's pretzel last night. It was tricky at first, but then we tucked the toys under instead of going around.