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When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
Any open hole (natural or created) that a pretzel can be crammed in while the target is asleep. Best times for "Pretzel holeing" are strictly between 11:00pm-4:00am unless the drunk bastard falls asleep before prime pretzel holeing times.
Wendi obnoxiously- "yo bitchessss franks asleep let's get em in the pretzel hole!"
One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.
I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.
a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel
friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D
friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position
friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E
((Lmao this is a joke--))
When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.
I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...
When you have a brother with Tourette’s
Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel