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The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.
Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.
When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
A large penis in tighty whities.
Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?
When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.
Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.
When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.
The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered
Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶
Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron
When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.
Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds