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runner's privilege

The innate, human...? right to shamelessly ogle, gawk, lech over or perv on the attractive stranger you are crossing paths with whilst out running.

The hot stranger you are 'giving the once over' (AKA 'eyeing up') must also be a runner. Note that runner's privilege is a great deal less sinister than any regular act of unwanted sexual glancing, given that (1) the 'ogle window' is greatly shortened compared to everyday life, since both parties are (ideally) moving quickly, and (2) the person you just gave the eye has the same right and is in fact *encouraged* to ogle, in turn, anyone *they* like the look of mid-run.

Put another way, runner's privilege is a temporary exemption from ordinary social etiquette, granted to outdoor runners as a built-in reward (and source of motivation) for being dedicated enough to leave their sofa and get moving.

Graham: "Every time I overtook a hot girl during the race, I imagined I was allowed to have sex with her."

Sid: "Ah, yeah - make the most of that runner's privilege..."

by ZimmyJay84 July 26, 2021


elite privilege

The privilege for an elitist to victimize, deceive, or gaslight others, while successfully playing the victim card.

*two friends watching a presidential debate*
Pete: Bernie wants to take away your healthcare

Bernie: “Unlike some of the campaigns up here, Pete, I don’t have 40 billionaires funding my campaign coming from the pharmaceutical industry and Wall Street"
Pete: "I will not pursue politics by telling people they can’t be by our side"

Friend: Wow Pete really flexing his elite privilege tonight

by Self Deprecating Geek February 15, 2020


Generational Privilege

a phenomenon that occurs when you have an unbroken chain of ancestors going back several generations, who have never experienced oppression, that prevents you from acknowledging the possibility that oppression may still exist for other social groups besides your own.

Karen doesn't understand why "all lives matter" misses the point, because of her generational privilege.

by Latchkey Man June 15, 2020

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white privilege

A lie that helps far-left people in convincing themselves that racism against whites is OK.

This guy is successful not because he worked for decades to be in the place he is right now, but because his whiteness and his white privilege.

by ospreay March 19, 2020

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White Privilege

White people who underestimate how bad a problem is by default because they are never personally exposed to that problem. * It is not a personal attack or a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

White guy: There's a K9 police cruiser. Let me look inside.
Black guy: Dude, get away from that car!!! Do you wanna be arrested?!?
White guy: Arrested?!? It's not illegal to look in a cop car.
Black guy: Don't worry about it, that's just your white privilege talking.

by Chad T. Worthingtons September 18, 2017

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Generational Privilege

A myth. Used by far-left advocates as a way to make people think they’re being oppressed in America, despite everyone enjoying similar equal rights under the Constitutional Amendments. Also used to shame anyone who happens to be descended from Europeans; as well as a buzzword used to defend criminals by saying it’s not they’re fault that they commit crime, they’ve been “oppressed.”

Omg! Can you believe that criminal who robbed a bank at gunpoint just got shot?! Those whitey cops just can’t see past their generational privilege!!

by Constantinople1453 June 18, 2020

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White privilege

The belief that white individual have a social or economic advantage as a consequence of their skin colour. Typically used when an individual who is not white, asserts that a white individual's success is not down to good choice but because of their race. People who are against this come in two forms, some individuals believe that white privilege does not exist and that it is racist to use this term. While others believe that while this term is not racist, it is used in the wrong context, as most of the time this term is used in the concreate instead of the abstract.

Non white individual : Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are only successful because they are white.

White individual: That's racist, and used in the incorrect context

Non white individual : Its not racist to point out a person's white privilege. You saying that is showing your white privilege

by Rama Sylvester Ślusarski April 12, 2022

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