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A regressive, usually American, politician afraid of the sort of social progress available in most advanced nations and particularly those in Northern Europe.
Person A: Bro, do you believe in (insert any socially progressive belief here)?
Person B: Nah, bro! I'm a progressive who likes to get things done! ...you wanna go do some interventionist military activity?
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myspace.com/lanestillcantdance is so alternative acoustic progressive folk rock.
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The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.
Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.
Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote
An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.
In short, the math nerd of metal
*At an Opeth show*
Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*
Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple
Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?
Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now
Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.
Friend: Wow
An instance within the Roblox game "Juke's Towers of Hell" where sections in a tower that have already been completed are able to be skipped if the player fails and has to replay some of the tower.
"Aw man, I just failed floor 10. Good thing there's button progress."
LOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "Maybe the other guys is just better at politics guys? You ever think of that? Nonono, don't blame it on his big, fat wallet. You're clearly fuckin bums, progressives! Ahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!"
Someone who has taken transexuality to a new level and parttakes in the removing of the penis or pussy to be whole in their search of identification.
Ciara made partial transcendent progress because she had her dick surgically removed.