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Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).
They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.
The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't
Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"
A promise that can never be broken
I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again
When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."
She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.
When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
A promise that can NEVER be broken, used when with the homies.
Dylan: Yo you got pods? I'm dry right now.
Chase: Nah fam this is my last mango.
Dylan: Homie Promise
Chase: I swear
OR
Peter: Bro I swear I was at home and not at Julia's getty I homie promise, Nick was there he didn't see me there!
Nick: Facts
A promise between friends that can NEVER be broken and is more significant than swearing on your dead fish’s grave. Breaking a friend promise is breaking a friendship.
I friend promise you that I didn’t take your rose water perfume.