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The ultimate determiner of whether you can cook is if you can successfully make a delicious pudding. This is because the process involves a variety of cooking techniques. I.e. if you mess up one of the steps it just doesn't taste right. For instance, bits of egg shells or cooked egg white in it; a burned taste if not heated and stirred properly; and/or lumpy if the thickener is not prepared, added and stirred properly. So voila, if you can overcome these hurtles, you have the proper skills to be a good cook! This was explained to me by my great aunt, born in 1900 and from Shamokin, PA.
This definition has crossover meaning with other endeavors.
Can she cook?
Yes, she can; the proof is in the pudding.
Can he fix the plumbing?
We'll see. The proof is in the pudding.
Will the bus driver really be able to get us from Philly to Toronto in this weather?
We'll see. The proof is in the pudding.
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this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.
Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof
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A task that a woman is unable to complete while a man is. Also, an item or thing that a woman cannot gain access to that a man can get into.
Woman: "Honey, can you open this jar? I think its stuck."
Man: *Opens jar* "Hmm, must be woman-proof."
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Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.
Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.
Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!
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When someone wants proof of a memory, proof with words counts as proof!
I would like proof with words on how freaky you got!
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To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.
Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S
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What started out as a phrase then evolved into a bodyboarding team. Now consists of boys who represent the 252 ( who are mostly in Manteo ). These boys are the tightest group there is on the coast. They have each other's back no matter what.
"Damn 252 Proof don't mess around when things get hyphy! I wouldn't fuck with them boys over there."
"....You got that shit right."
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