Pun

the only crime worthy of the death penalty

you should be shot for saying that pun.

pun fuck

When you fuck a person to make a pun.

Hay dude, Summer came early this year! hehe, nice a pun fuck
gurl, I just got Bill'ed . Wow, what a pun fuck

One Pun

A one-hit K.O.

jeff: Imma rock your shit bud, one pun!

Master of Puns

A play on words from Aziz Ansari's Netflix show, Master of None.

Aziz Ansari may be the Master of None, but I'm the Master of Puns