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When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.
Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.
When a man builds up semen by not ejaculating for days or weeks then attends a gathering where he beats off into a crowd ejaculating on many people at one time.
Dude I didnt beat off for 3 weeks and got all swolled up with the baby batter! I went to Lakesia’s party and spanked the monkey in a closet, when I was ready to blow I popped out and pulled a PUNT GUN blasting jizz on at least 6 people!”
To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.
“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”
The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.
"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"
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just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.
I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!
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