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when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts
Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster
Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally
time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed
“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”
The online hoe you had in quarantine
Joe : Yo when quarantines over I'm gonna breakup with all my quarantine bitches
Stan : Yeah me too, I'l hit them up next quarantine
A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.
"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"
like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression
i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night
A person who you have sexual relations with when the first pandemic started and ended before 2021
...He was my quarantine fling that’s why it’s kinda awkward now