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Kathy pulled down Matt's shorts to discover two low-hanging razor bumps.
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A fucked up thing that can happen to a skateboard
Sk8ter1: dude we're is that pop at
Sk8ter2: fuck man my board has razor tail
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when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!
A term used to describe someone who is in a very dangerous situation.
(i.e. If you were walking on a giant razor's edge and fuck up, you either plumet to your death or you slip and land on the razor...getting chopped the fuck up and then raining down below).
Terms with the same meaning include:
SKATING ON THIN ICE and LIVING ON THE EDGE.
"Hear about Chauncey makin out wit Terry's girl las night?"
"Uuuh-huh...That foo be WALKIN ON THE RAZOR's EDGE right dea."
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Your ankle's worst nightmare
"FUCKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!" - most people after spending 8 seconds on a Razor Brand Scooter and immediately injuring themself
A guy who looks like he needs a shave!
Did you see that good looking guy over there? Yeah, but he sure needs a date with a razor!
Interpreting a statement or story to be the most complex or unlikely situation possible. Or, your comprehension is the opposite of the most likely explanation for something you hear or read. This often happens with statements that have one or more homonyms.
I had an Anti-Occam's Razor moment after reading the news headline, "50 million blinds recalled" when I thought of a huge population of blind people being remembered.
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