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when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes
bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!
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A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.
Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.
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A raccoon that watches people from bushes sneeky a what do u think he gets up to 😏😉 watch out you never know when he's watching !!!
The sneaky raccoon that lives outside my house
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When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.
Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..
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An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.
Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?
Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons
Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.
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A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.
"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."
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When you put your trash in a neighbor's trash can instead of your own.
Because Racoons normally take garbage OUT of trash cans, so the act of putting trash IN a can is the reverse.
Gal: "No room, our trash can is full."
Dude: "No worries, I'll just reverse raccoon it."
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