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A cheewee term for ramen noodles used mostly around Willsboro, NY.
I would love me some Top'n Ramen right 'bout now!
1. Thick Asian ass
2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT
4. And is only for Shordy's
Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen
A ramen gurl is a girl that approaches a sad and lonely guy and without ulterior motive asks about something he's doing (usually something considered dorky or lame namely ramen). After making his day she promptly falls out of existence never to be see by him again living only as a pleasant memory and an ideal to strive for. She can make you forget your depression!
Dude 1: <stops mid-conversation>
Dude 2: <turns around slowly>
Ramen Gurl: Hi, what are you guys cooking? It smells REALLY good!!<3
Both Dudes: Oh- it's only ramen!!
Ramen Gurl: <smiles> Really! OK Bye!!
when you smoke so much weed in so little time, youre cooked in three minutes!!! just like ramen
some guy::hey get i get a hit of that?
some other guy::nah dude, i wanna pull a ramen
first guy::you wanna pull a wut?
the other guy::wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?
he has pulled a ramen.
The ideal food for college students and poor people (although both are sadly interchangeable in modern day America) for five simple reasons:
1. It's always dirt cheap, only costing a few cents
2. All you need is water and three minutes in the microwave to cook them, which is especially useful if you're in a dorm since your cooking options will be very limited
3. They take a long time to expire, lasting 2-3 years
4. They come in a variety of different flavors, from beef to shrimp
5. They are very easy to spruce up. Wanna crack an egg and add it to your ramen? Go ahead. How about chopped sausages? By all means. Shredded cheese? Oh hell yeah. Hot sauce? Definitely
My student debt makes me wanna jump into heavy traffic, but at least I still have Maruchan Ramen
Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.
D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.
Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.
Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.
Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.