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When you come up to the dinner table, whip your dick out, and slam it on the table and say "DINNERS READY!"
DAD: Dinners ready
Kids: But we had this yesterday
Dad: well too bad, at least your mom enjoys it.
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something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking
yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite
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Used to describe a new young male actor or musician whose natural good looks are cute enough that his picture will soon be found on the inside locker of teenage school girls everywhere.
"That dreamy Jim Sturgess guy from 'Across the Universe' is so locker ready."
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n. Captain Picard's secret bondage dungeon.
"Ensign Wesly Crusher, please report to the Ready Room for a Special ASSignment. And bring the leather slave outfit I bought you on Risa."
"But Captain, I'm not ready, and I don't have room!"
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A term used for microwavable Brexit deals
My deal is oven-ready, just stick it in the microwave
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When girls be so eager to have sex that they have surpassed being a hoe and graduated to being too ready.
"You see Keisha eating that banana on Instagram?"
"Yaaaas girl, she too ready"
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I tested my feelings for you in the wild
result: they stand firm, stable and true
for details of the test procedure contact me
I think it is scientifically underpinned
ready for the wild
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