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When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.
"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"
"Woah, thanks man!"
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A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.
Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!
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Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"
"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"
Cum with a little bit of poop in it.
That guys serving some rectal ranch
A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.
Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.
Term used for thermometer inserted in the anus.
If you don't stay hydrated, the first thing our medical staff with do is take your temperature. To do this, they use something called "the rectal rocket."
When you don't see your ass going to work.
Wow, I think I'm coming down with rectal ocularitis, and won't be in today. Sorry.