Reddit

The best legal source of memes and stupidity

Reddit is my only meme source

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reddit roulette

A game to play with friends when you're bored.
The rules:
One person clicks "Random Subreddit." If this subreddit isn't "messed-up" (ex.: anything involving porn, spacedicks, circlejerk, gonewild, furry, onions, etc.), this person stays in the game and passes the device to the next person. This person clicks "random subreddit" and stays alive if the subreddit isn't "messed-up." This pattern continues until all but one person have encountered a "messed-up" subreddit. The person who goes longest without finding a "messed-up" subreddit wins.
Optional- the people who lose need to shoot themselves in the head
Optional- betting

Me and my friends were playing reddit roulette, and I got out on the first round by landing on /r/picsofdeadkids.

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Reddit Genius

Someone who believes, wrongfully so, that they are smarter than everyone else because they spend all of their time on Reddit.

Person 1: This loser in my class thinks he’s so smart because he reads r/socialism all day. He only comes once a week & doesn’t even bring a pen or paper to take notes, just gives moronic input on every topic discussed

Person 2: Typical Reddit Genius, I bet he’ll fail out anyway

Reddit Poop

The traditional browsing of reddit while taking a poop.

krashmo: Wow.. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. It made my reddit poop quite a bit more interesting.

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Reddit moderator

Someone who removes your reddit posts for no reason whatsoever

A reddit moderator just removed my post! It’s not like I broke rule 8, heh heh.

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Reddit humor

A joke, image or meme that is meant to make you laugh, yet is impossible to laugh to. Generally originates from Reddit or appears on Reddit. Either that, or it's so unfunny you can assume it's from Reddit.

"that is so big chungus keanu reeves wholesome 100!"

"please shut up with your reddit humor"

reddit spacing

Using two newlines to separate paragraphs, instead of only one. Typically used on 4chan to discredit someone on the basis of being a Reddit user, or derail the conversation.

>uses reddit spacing
>hates donald trump
>doesn't know about /r9k/
Sure is summer

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