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They provide us with insight into a product’s or service’s quality, function, and usefulness.
I want to write a product review on the new Apple IPhone 11.
A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
An idiot who feels the need to review a product before they have tested it.
-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."
A food review who shows off some off the best snacks.
Who to look up for the new and greatest snacks?, Snack That Review
When you bang your girl so hard the condom falls off in her and then 2 days later while taking a shit the condom falls out.
The other day while Ciara was using the bathroom she realized she just had a booth review
In Software Engineering, a euphemism for doing a poo on work time.
Hey Frank, where did you go? I've been waiting for you to get back for 20 minutes.
Sorry i was at a backlog review.
When you send a merge request to code review, and you want to mention both on your daily standup.
I sent my changes to merge review... I mean my merge request to code review.