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Rocky-Road is a guy's fuck-chute when another dude fucks him in his butthole after pushing smooth river pebbles up the dude's rim-hole and ramming his cock up and pumping him senseless leaving thick, creamy globs of his Rocky-Road -gasm.
Wow! Matt fucked my asshole with river rocks inserted and had a Rocky-Road-gasm!
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To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.
I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.
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When a girl is giving you head and simultaneously using your balls like a boxer using a speed bag
"I got Rocky Ballblowa'd last night, I came but my balls are still blue."
Large immovable chunk of shit ejected in an explosive millisecond that adheres to the back of the toilet bowl. Flushing may result in chipping of small particles, but for the most part these concrete turds must be scraped off
Tim began to panic as he peered into Lucy's toilet and discovered a rocky outcrapping.
When people think a boxing match is suppose to be like one of the Rocky movies
Guy 1: This boxing match sucks, where is the bloodshed and body shots?
Guy 2: Dude you are seriously suffering from a case of the Rocky effect.
The stereotypically sub-par penises of snowboarders and skiers
I had sex with that guy from the mountain last night; he had such a rockies cock
To have a 'Rocky Waterfall' is to simultaneously urinate while having a dump.
Example 1. "I was so desperate for a wee, that when I was shitting I pissed at the same time. It looked like a rocky waterfall."
Example 2. "I was desperate for some really kinky porn, so I looked up golden showers with scat. What I got can only be described as a rocky waterfall"