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Rocky-Road is a guy's fuck-chute when another dude fucks him in his butthole after pushing smooth river pebbles up the dude's rim-hole and ramming his cock up and pumping him senseless leaving thick, creamy globs of his Rocky-Road -gasm.
Wow! Matt fucked my asshole with river rocks inserted and had a Rocky-Road-gasm!
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To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.
I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.
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To have a 'Rocky Waterfall' is to simultaneously urinate while having a dump.
Example 1. "I was so desperate for a wee, that when I was shitting I pissed at the same time. It looked like a rocky waterfall."
Example 2. "I was desperate for some really kinky porn, so I looked up golden showers with scat. What I got can only be described as a rocky waterfall"
This phrase is a reference from the Spongebob SquarePants episode "The Great Snail Race" where after fighting from Squidward and Spongebob happens for a while, the winner ends up being Patrick and his rock, "Rocky".
This term can be used when two people are focused on doing something before the other, and the person who ends up doing it wasn't in focus as the ones bringing attention.
(Someone knocks on door)
Tyler: I will get it first!
Sarah: I am faster!
(Tyler trips Sarah and bolts off. Only to find Jerry already opening the door)
Jerry: Oof. I guess the winner is Rocky
To take something that was awesome, and completely ruin it. It comes from the idea that the Rocky franchise was awesome until Rocky V.
Professor: “You had an A in the class, but bombed the Final and ended up with a C”
Student: “You mean I Rocky V’ed it?”
Professor: “Unfortunately, Yes.”
When a girl is giving you head and simultaneously using your balls like a boxer using a speed bag
"I got Rocky Ballblowa'd last night, I came but my balls are still blue."
Large immovable chunk of shit ejected in an explosive millisecond that adheres to the back of the toilet bowl. Flushing may result in chipping of small particles, but for the most part these concrete turds must be scraped off
Tim began to panic as he peered into Lucy's toilet and discovered a rocky outcrapping.