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A super hard on. The best a man can get.
Trisha, that trick daddy ova there got one big ass J-Rod goin' ONNNN!
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Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.
Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.
Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,
also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.
That meal was as good as Hot Rod.
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A rats penis, and or a shitty hot rod...usually built by someone with a mullet or rat tail.
look at the size of that rat rod!
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A term overused to the point that it no longer represents the cars it originally described.
"I have a 1971 Chevy rat rod."
Or
"Is that a rat rod?"
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that fag ass on the yankees who has blue lips and eye liner annd plays 3rd base
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when a sexual partner inserts their pinky into a males butthole whilst simultaneously stroking the males skin flute with the index finger, middle finger, and the thumb. Ring finger remains limp while stroking the grundle and therefor completes the rodshocker.
Jacob: Brantley did you bone that chick?
Brantley: No, she gave me the rod shocker and I sent that skank packing.
Alex: That's awesome, I have always wanted the rod shocker.
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1: A Sally rod is a long, thin wooden stick, generally made from willow (Latin Salix), and used chiefly in the past in Ireland as a disciplinary implement, but also sometimes used like a club (without the fencing-like technique of stick fighting) in fights and brawls.
2: A long stick used to whip a womed with a "Hot Ass". Typically conducted through an open car window while the car is in motion.
Bejesus Johnser, I'd give her the Sally Rod
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