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A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.
Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already
The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response
"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"
When a man fucks a woman between the tits but they are so small he has to squeeze together to fit his cock between them
That girl has rooster tits
Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...
"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"
an energy drink, a cheap version of "red bull," often served at night clubs and cheap corner stores.
man: yeh il have a red bull
*gets handed red rooster*
man: wtf is this? it tastes nasty
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1. Any of various breeds of very small domestic fowl that are often miniatures of members of larger breeds
2. A small but very aggressive person.
3. A boastful, prideful and arrogant individual.
4. A mischievous teenager who pulls over the top dangerous pranks that can actually be fatal. The pranks include throwing hammers at unsuspecting bystanders, trying to carbon monoxide poison friends sleeping in cars, and setting people on fire just for being fat.
Mr. Dry: Duncan, Travis you need to sit the hell down & stop running around here like some goddamn banty roosters!
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