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rowan apperciation day

today we apperciate dearesr rowan!!!

guys it’s november 1st! that means its rowan apperciation day!

by otomachie November 2, 2021

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Jake Rowan and the Disease

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.

Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.

by dylan w March 20, 2008

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East Rowan High School

A school full of kids who think they're gay, sluts, people who write the n-word on bathroom doors, vape-gods, yee-yee rednecks and ghetto white kids.

Yo dude!
I love me some powerpoints and lecturin' here at fuckin east rowan high school

by {[REDACTED]} November 23, 2019


south rowan high school

South Rowan high school is a school in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more rednecks there than a Luke Colmbs concert. This school is full of potheads, crackheads, and just about any head you can think of. It’s got as many hoes as the last school with even more dumb bitches. And sex in the bathroom is more common than the weekly fight that goes down.

You tryina go to south rowan high school with me? Are we getting weed?

If your stuck in the mud and need a tow, no worry’s just call one of souths hobos.

by Shdjdifhdbzjjss March 15, 2019


East Rowan High School

East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.

Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure

by StokersStraight March 14, 2019

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East Rowan High School

A shitty run down molding school, ran by Mrs. German who doesn’t do anything and looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Smells like shit because everyone vapes in the bathrooms. Worst teacher there is named Mr. Waddell, he doesn’t teach and looks like a bald penguin.

You go to East Rowan High School?
Yeah it’s pretty garbage

by daggerdick6969 March 14, 2019

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National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

by Jalen C. Gaymon November 13, 2019