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means anything goes, basically no rules at all
Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.
The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state.
1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.
2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.
3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.
4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.
5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.
6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.
7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.
8. Texas is the only place more American than America.
9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.
10. Don’t mess with Texas.
Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
Person A: man I just visited Texas, what an awful place.
Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.
Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?
Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas
If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."
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Rule 69 is a term coined by the Floptok and Stan Twitter internet subcultures. It reads "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it." The maxim is inspired by Rule 34, a rule that states "If it exists, there is porn of it," and is based off of the abundance and occasional absurdity of CupcakKe remixes. Although the term is mainly used for remixes of music, it is not limited to the musical realm.
Meghan: Hey bestie, I made a CupcakKe remix of Wendy Williams fainting on stage!
Ashley: Oh my God girl, slay! Nothing is safe from Rule 69!
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This rule is applicable when a female or male writes "lol" more than one time in one sentence to another person consistently. It signifies that this male or female is on said person's dick (metaphorically speaking). As you will notice prolonging the phrase, "lol" sounds like someone is sucking a penis.
Wow he/she is writing "lol" twice in each sentence again and again.
He/she wants you, its the rule of lol.
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When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her
Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?
Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.
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A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.
Also see
-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule
Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount
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