rump varnish

This is the saucey brown collection of shit that gathers itself around the anus cavity of a woman, ending up on the body of the guy that assfucking her, as he bangs against her body.

Man, I was fucking my bitch, and I got rump varnish all over my legs....fuck dat.

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ripbowl rump pump

When you are bodyboarding waves that enter a rip tide that creates mind blowing demon slabs and you are forced under water by the pure mass of salt water driving you out of the barrel onto the underwater sand bank anus first, resulting in your sphincter to split in a horrific manner

Fuck that was the purest ripbowl serpent iv ever seen, it gave bouditch the good 'ol ripbowl rump pump

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baby rump kisser

a pervert who goes around kissing babies butts, this is also used in denace the menace when denace is tricked into kissing a baby dolls butt

the baby rump kisser gave the baby a solid smak on its butt

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mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'

just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)

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Rump Roast Face

Rump Roast Face comes from a place far far away (A pine richland luch tabel)
it means one with a veryy ugly or discusting face one that no 1 can stand..

Derek James= Rump Roast Face.

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rump went pop

a singular highly percussive fart

i felt some big pressure, but my rump went pop only! (any 'ass' word would work but 'rump' is delightfully goofy!!)

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Red Neck Rump Rake

The act of shaving ones pubes resulting in a sandpaper like texture during anal.

"Dude I gave Sandy a Red Neck Rump Rake last night and she still cant sit down."