russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

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Russia x Aleah

Me and russia (ch)

Russia x Aleah is such a cute ship!

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Russia should be taken down

It is time to advance the new world order. Let’s destroy all other opponents. Can’t wait

Russia should be taken down

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All Roads Lead to Russia

Trump's road map to impeachment.

Nanci Pelosi seemed to think out loud "All Roads Lead to Russia". But those following the money found roads going everywhere.

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iforward russia exclamation mark

An intentional mispronounciation of iForward Russia!.

It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss of their fans.

See also Panic Exclamation Mark At The Disco and Guile-Mots.

shit man I read the NME today and it said that iforward russia exclamation mark are the greatest band evar (apart from the Libertines of course yeah LOL!) so I better go buy their album now....innit

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Russia Invented Mongolia

It's the truth!

Russia invented Mongolia! - Eric Wang

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