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Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!
This girl needed more last night, so I had to sick the Shadow Pincher on her. Good Dog.
This is a small hint of a smile many practiced liars have when denying "sex with that woman!"
Adam Schiff wearing a shadow smile,the claimed he had absolute proof Republicans were Russian agents -until testimony time.
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the lead singer of avenged sevenfold, which happens to be the greatest band ever...M. Shadows can be considered one of the sexiest men on the planet..nothing is hotter than a lead singer who is tatted, pierced and has a great voice ;)
M. Shadows has a great voice, especially on the Waking The Fallen cd
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A dreaded condition in which, through a complex set
of factors such as lightning, and perspective, a
regular stomach appears to have more defined
abdominal definition, resulting in some awkward
moments.
GUY 1: Hey man, check out my abs!
GUY 2: Niiice bro, turn around so i can see them better...
oh...what's this? They're gone!
GUY 1: What??
GUY 2: Oh dude..so sorry...you had shadow abs..
GUY 1: *cries*
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When playing any sports game, chosing the black jerseys and a stadium where there is shadows, the person then hides in the shadows so that the players cannot be seen and then passes to the almost invisable player to score cheap goals.
Player 1: "GOAL!!!"
Player 2: "You cheating bastard! No one could even see him"
Player 1: "Thats racist and I have the same amout of players as you do"
Player 2: " You Shadow Lark to win you prick"
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Someone who appears to be the "Ultimate Life Form"
Person #1: Dude, do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person #2: Dude, he's the Ultimate Life form.
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A fucking great game. Better than any pussy ass ps3 or 360 game. This fucker had you killing 16 bad ass bosses in a row in a fucking sexy environment. This game is the greatest game i ever played. Man, After playing this game you'll want to burn the box and inject the smoldering ashes into your retina. And check out this mutha fucka, the third in the series is coming out soon. Jesus I almost had a heart attack and a stroke when I heard this shit. Fuckin' Japs man, They make killer games. For the PS2, and its only $20, TWENTY DOLLARS. MAN YOU COULD BUY A SPAYED CAT OR BUY THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE.
Harley: Hey man I just bought MW2 wanna play?
Jack: No, ill play Shadow Of The Colossus, the game that'll rape your mother and kill your dog.
Harley:....
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