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Personality STD

Someone who is the human equivalent to all the symptoms of an STD.

A person with personality STD personifies symptoms including but not limited to: warts, oozy abscesses, itchiness, redness, inflammation of the rectum, and death.

These individuals use a form of bugchasing; they wish to contract personality STD and find delight in giving others personality STD. Unlike the traditional term if bugchasing, these individuals use stupidity as a form to contract and give this disease, as opposed to not wearing a condom.

Aaron: Government should regulate anything. Like lead paint. I mean, what, 4 or 5 kids must have died? I know this sounds harsh but, does the market have to suffer if a few kids die? I know I would give my kids lead painted toys.

Sophie: It causes severe brain damage.

Aaron: Well, thats not true. But if it was, then that would only happen if they put it in their mouth, and that's the parents fault. I mean, tell your toddler to stop putting things in its mouth.

Sophie: Stop trying to give me your personality STD.

by Jucier May 22, 2013


STD Sam

This is a very special name. If you have it, live it.

Don't be scared. Go out there, get STD's. Make sure your name is Sam before hand. (Specifically, Sam Dunn.)

Everybody wants Sam's STD.

STD Sam gave me his STD!

by Jumping_Cookie696969 June 16, 2014


std: sig

When your dog poops out their insides. Caused by parkinson's disease; back legs become paralyzed.
Sexually inflammed guts.

what's hangin from your dog's butt? Oh, it is just std: SIG!!

by deppgirl September 15, 2008


Virtual STD

A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.

I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.

by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009

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Walking STD

Also known as the lesser seen Molly creature, you can find these phenomenons in Indonesia, Switzerland (Leysin American School), Venezuela, Australia, and Kazakhstan. The Molly has a variety of sexually transmitted diseases such as Aids, Herpes, and Syphilis.

Melissa: Oh my god, did you see that creature leaping through the trees?
Kat: Oh, you mean the Walking STD?
Melissa: I didn't know the Molly migrates to Switzerland!
Kat: Yeah, well, this one has been here for almost two years now, so, you kinda get used to it.

by kattheyeoham October 20, 2009

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STD jamboree

A festival in which STDs are transferred from person to person.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have AIDS
Patient: Damnit. I knew I shouldn't have gone to that STD jamboree!

by Stevoisiak February 19, 2014

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STD Campsite

A dumb natty ass girl who has so many STD's she passes them on to every one she meets. She needs to be a leper and go live in the mountains by herself before she infects anyone else. Her name usually starts with "k" and is a complete douche bag!

Dumbass Mother Fucker: Man she is so nice I really liker her.

Voice of Reason: Dude that girls is an STD Campsite!
Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: But I dont care my mom likes her.

Voice of Reason: Go to the clinic!

by Friends Against STD CAMPSITES! April 9, 2011

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