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When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.
Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami
Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!
She loved my steak hitting her face!
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another way to say meat riding/meat munching
Guy 1: Bro, Scott the Woz sucks since he hates RPGs
Guy 2: What the fuck is your reasoning
Guy 3: Yo guy 1 is so right onggg
Guy 2: Quit salami slopping
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The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"
Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.
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Possessing outstanding quality or superior merit; remarkably good.
Also commonly spelled and pronounced "hawt salami".
You should try this soup, it's really hot salami.
Girl1: Look at this new purse I got.
Girl2: That's some hot salami!
Stop trying to make hot salami happen, it's not going to happen.
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When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.
"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."
"Ewwww gross!"
"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."
"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."
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A walk off grand slam in baseball.
In the air to right. And it is gone! Grand Salami! And the Phillies win the ball game!
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when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe
WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne
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