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When you suck the shit out of a girl's asshole during sexual intercourse.
Dude I was so blown last night. This girl i was with was super fine but she would only suck my cock if i san francisco 49ered her. it was totally not worth it. i still got pieces of shit in my teeth and can feel it rumbling in my stomach.
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When a man slams his cock into your ass unknowingly to you.
So, I says to the guy, "that's no San Francisco Slammer, that's my wife!"
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The act of eating 5lbs of Apple sauce and then taking exlax, then shitting on a slip and slide and going for a ride!
Yeah me and Scott just did the San Francisco treat! Talk about a mud slide!
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when you blend together sperm, vanilla ice cream ice and food coloring that makes a rainbow
that was a great San francisco milkshake you made
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When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.
"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."
"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."
"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"
"It is!?!?!"
"Yes!"
"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."
"YAY!"
"(sigh)."
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When a Mexican dude tears up some guy's ass so hard it looks like he just cut a papaya.
Wow. Look at that guy across the street. I bet he just got San Francisco Papaya'd
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Similar to the Houdini. When doing your girlfriend doggie-style, you switch out with your buddy. Now, instead of heading outside to wave to your gf, you turn around and stick it in your buddy's ass. Since everyone in SF is either openly or a closet homo, this is a treat for everyone!
Switch dude! Surprise, you just got the San Francisco Treat!
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