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A jewel on the Californian coast, truly like no other. The weather is beautiful 24/7/360, the people are decent, the ocean and the Santa Ynez mountains surrounding it are beyond words.
Come see it before its too late, though. Its being invaded by developers, and the average house price is near a million dollars. Affordable housing is used as an excuse to put in large ugly apartment buildings. While SB still has the "Small Town" feel, its not going to be there for long.
Oh yeah, the mission. If you only see one mission in your life, see the Santa Barbara mission. Its incredible.
Santa Barbara. Its the last beautiful city in California.
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when a mom or just any woman over decorates for Christmas
Look at all those lights! She's totally a Santa Mom.
A man who sits in the mall and recieves lap dances from children, promising to deliver them presents in return for the favour.
"Hoe,hoe, hoe!" I hear Santa Clause calling his bitches again.
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1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.
2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.
3.) Your social studies teacher.
Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!
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a gang brought up in the city of Santa Ana known as Santa Nita tagged up around as Santa Nita, SN, SNx3, or SNR around its turf. GAng contains mexican/chicano males and females.
This Gang started off as a car club and came to crime some years after, recruting members and turning gang like.
Those guys are from Santa Nita
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Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.
Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.
Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.
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Having sex with a larger fat white man.
Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!
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