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Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.
An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:
Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...
The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.
I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.
Heavy sarcasm, delivered directly to the victim's face in an open and unabashed manner.
I asked her how her day was going, and got a blast of full frontal sarcasm in return.
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an oxymoron involving sarcasm and an intent not to offend.... most of the time
Person 1: You are a fascinating duo, did you two know that?
Person 2:No. We didn't know that. Person 3, did you not know that? (note sarcasm)
Person 1: I was just pointing out the obvious, jeez. >_>
Person 2: It was nice sarcasm, it there's such a thing....
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the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.
The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm
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USO: Thanks, Captain Obvious!
Capt. O: All in a day's work, Unnecessary Sarcasm Boy!
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Shimaya, otherwise known as the princess of sarcasm, is currently the ruler of the Kingdom Of Sarcasm. She also works as the Grim Reaper, and she loves the colors pink, bright pink, magenta, and literally every shade of pink. She is currently married to Poo Poo Head (The King Of Sarcasm.) Shimaya is a very girly-girl. She loves dresses, makeup, jewelry and more. She's also very pretty.
Songie: Omg hey is that Shimaya princess of sarcasm?
Moony: Yes! Let's go bow to her! We love you Shimaya!
Shimaya The Princess Of Sarcasm: I will torture your souls in hell, because I am the grim reaper, unless you stop calling me "Shimaya". When will you learn that isn't my name.
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