When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
A hairy vagina.
Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.
Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"
Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"
Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."
When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick
The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.
When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.
Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.
When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.
“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”
When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick
Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.