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when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.
Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)
A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.
Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"
Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media
Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta
The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"
When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?
Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask
When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.
Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?
Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask