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Scissor Dick

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.

Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?

by Techno God December 19, 2021


Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo November 20, 2015


soft scissors

A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.

My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.

by Urban General August 24, 2022


Rusty Scissors

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.

I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.

by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021


Scissor Shot

A shot created on May 22, 2011 at O'Tooles Irish American Grill and Bar located in Royal Oak, MI at 205 West 5th Street. It's a mouth friendly libation that consists of one part Coconut flavored vodka or rum, one part peach schnapps, a splash of both cranberry and orange juice.

My friend and I would like two scissor shots please...scissor me!

by The Scissorers May 22, 2011


turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 21, 2014


scissor shack

A place of residence for lesbian women where they often mush vag.

Come on down to the Scissor Shack where the young ladies come for scissorin'!

by BabysLastBreath April 23, 2012