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When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye
If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.
The act of putting your balls in between a woman's legs and clamping her legs in a squeezing matter, thus crushing the scrotom.
"I don't need a condom, because I got a circum-scissor!"
The secretion produced as the result of lesbian love.
I don't want scissor juice on my new bed.
when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.
That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !
A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
A game where two straight men lay naked and scissor. The first one to get a hard-on loses.
My mates were calling me gay, so we played soft scissors to see who was really into men.
A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.