When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.
My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?
Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.
He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
To complete an action so quickly it becomes inaccurate.
If he hadn’t have done his homework so fast the teacher wouldn’t have accused him of completing it scrambly
The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes
She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars
To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.
Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.
Makin' a fat egg scramble when the boys need a big meal at 9:30pm
*takes bong rip*
man it's time for a 9:30 scramble
you don't have money or you broke
you scrambling btw this is a stl term don't steal our shi