mound shield

When someone cock blocks a lesbian.

Mike D is mound shielding Ravan again.

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meat shield

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

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human shield

Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom

Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.

Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!

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Shame Shield

Alcohol abuse used to cover the shame of a bad hookup.

"OK, OK, I'll go talk to her after I finish building my Shame Shield.

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STFU Shield

Image of a "shield" displaying the abbreviation STFU on it. Used on forums in order to prevent a flame war

1. I whipped out my mighty STFU Shield and was able to prevent a flame war

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boyfriend shield

A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.

The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".

The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.

1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."

2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"

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Skullflame Shield

An excellent post 2.3 World of Warcraft Shockadin or Elemental Shaman shield which has procs that scale with +spell damage. This shield was target of a sociological experiment conducted by an Atreus guild member of the Arthas realm which resulted in the creation of a meme.

2001: A Skullflame Shield!

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