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Shifting and Drifting

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.

All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"

by JackMack95 August 2, 2012

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Shift faced

(Adj) the act of being inebriated during your scheduled restaurant shift.

When she came in to work was fine, but by the end of the night she was shift faced.

by DJ McBojangles March 7, 2015

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Quick Shifting

Sexual intercourse that is sometimes very kinky and fast. Enjoyable for both parties.

Dont go in there. Amy and Bradley are quick shifting

by toott00ttoot August 6, 2010

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shit shifting

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

by blips April 1, 2008

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Paradigm Shift

1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords.

2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.

Now that I am the manager, we are going to experience a paradigm shift in the marketing department

In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

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C shift

Of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that C-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because A or B shift showed up. They are also ridiculously good looking and have killer mustaches that make all the old lady's wet. DILLY DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thank god C-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
"Did you see that guys stache what a C shifter"

by pit of misery November 18, 2017

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Vampire Shift

somebody who sleeps with their boss to get the night shifts because they're so drugged out on coke and heroin that the sun hurts their eyes so they can't be out in daylight. It applies to people who are so coked out that they can only be out during the night.

girl: "I hope my boss isn't gay because I need to get a Vampire Shift!"

by VampireShift September 17, 2011

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