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Man, that girl better be careful with those shrimp windows! Someone's foot fetish is kicking in!
A sexual action that starts with you boning your girlfriend and start putting some shrimps inside her ass until she collapses.
Mad Shrimp: Using shrimps in a way of love.
Yesterday I mad shrimped my girlfriend when we were having sex.
I love to mad shrimp girls, I can't help it.
A term given to men who have a great body but an ugly face. Like a shrimp, only after you remove the head can you eat them.
His body is amazing, but unfortunately he is a shrimp man.
When you act as if a mantis shrimp has taken complete control of your body while you’re still conscious.
“Dude, if I ever go Shrimp Mode, hit me with the horse tranqs.”
Slang for a small penis
"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"
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Half man half shrimp creature said to be living under Pompano Beach Pier since the late 1940’s. The story goes that when a 53-year-old construction worker died when making repairs on one of the old light posts half way out on the pier. He was electrocuted and fell into a swarm of shrimp and disappeared never to return again as human but as a deformed version with shrimp like appendages. It is said that numerous children fishing for shrimp bait have went missing over the years. Some say The Shrimp Man uses them as bait for his meals. The local Government has denied any likely hood of this happening but sources close to Pier officials say that there is a cover-up as to not upset tourism dollars. To this day, there have been hundreds of sightings.
The Shrimp Man and his shell, eat the entrails of a thousand child.
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