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typically Irish and short. blue eyes. hot tempered and can't take what he dishes out. dresses terribly. long hair. practically drowned in cologne. small dick.no balls. awful taste in music. assumes. you know what they say about assumers. it makes an ass out of you and me. bad friend. can't keep a secret. thinks hes the shit and hes not but he talks it. mad creepy.
21👍 95👎
A woman who is crazy Af! She will ruin your life, like she ruins hers. She a narcissist and makes up lies she will believe. She’s ghetto and cheap, any man who has interests in her; she will open her legs freely. Likes to fight and start conflict and would rather be high or drunk than be sober to a family dinner.
“Bro, my girlfriend cheated on me to score some drugs.”
“Sounds like Simone to me.”
5👍 19👎
A closed off guy that is super sensitive and sweet but doesn't want a single soul to know. Ever.
I totally thought he was such a rude kid, but he ended up just being a simon and had me totally swooning over him!
2👍 5👎
A mentally unstable girl who escaped from a psychotic ward. Who is very ignorant and dumb, and loves being a baddy baddy! But also goes through extreme phases, and loves to write about them in her very embarrassing diary! And is secretly a psychotic paranoid car teletubby. She is a very interesting and odd person. Who has very amazing friends to help support her struggles. She also is obsessed with wolves and cars and video games. She is an athlete who loves to run. (Weird right?)
"Omg, what the heck your being a Simone!"
5👍 20👎
A new breed of dog.
Short and fat with a stumpy tail. Obese.
Has a mustache like a shnauzer.
Bred from a Simaku and a Nortese.
Male version is called Simon.
Simone the bitch and Simon the dog had puppies.
Darn, that bitch Simone is sleeping with all the dogs in the park.
116👍 842👎
A total bitch. She'll steal your boyfriend, your best friend, and will make you feel like garbage. She was super popular in highschool and middleschool, and she'll never let you forget it.
Guy: "Damn, she's such a Simone."
8👍 40👎
A meme boy. The one who loves lana del ray and panic! Atthe disco, a little too much. Hella gay and really ugly even though everyone says he's pretty. Doesn't like gender but does love cats.
"Ugh Simone must be near by."
"How do you know that?"
*In the distance you can hear 'here comes dat boi' blasting*
3👍 11👎