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The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.
(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)
John: Did you hear about Vinny?
Mike: Nah, bro what happened?
John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.
Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.
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Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.
Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.
Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
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Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.
I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.
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Term describing when one gets involved with a Trick, and can't seem to get out of it, or has had a rather tough time dealing with them.
Duane: Man this damn girl done tried to play mind games on a brotha'. She know she wrong.
TJ: Yo man, I told you she was a hoe. She on that bull shit. You know she fucked Ebony's brother right?
Devante: Sorry for ya dog. Looks like you got your self in a Tricky Situation.
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One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.
Chimay is a stud situation creationist.
A situation that is both Fr and ong
Is this a Fr ong situation or a ong Fr situation?
When you wipe your ass over and over, but it just keeps smearing around.
Joe: "Man, what took you so long in the bathroom?!"
Mike: "Sorry, I had a total Cray-Pas situation in there."