grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

C sizzle

C Sizzle up in the cut thumbing yo bizzles butt your bitch call me a snake but not what you think ❌🐀

C sizzle is the izzle master

sizzling twat

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.

The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.

forward sizzle

Australian slang: Alerting others to an impending announcement, or exciting news

Most commonly used when getting a new/better job

Evokes the wafting of sausage sizzle/smell of an announcement over others, in preparation

Dan: hey everyone, just a bit of forward sizzle for this afternoon, stay tuned

Everyone: k (expecting sizzle)

Dan at 4pm: yeah, so I’m excited to announce I’ll be the new assistant area compliance officer for the local food safety authority, keen for new beginnings *fist bump emoji*

Everyone: sweet

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.

oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*