Nigga slide

Cutting across all lanes of traffic to make a turn at the last second. Usually on a multi-lane freeway, driving in the complete left lane, sitting all the way back in your seat with one hand on top of the wheel and just cutting the wheel to the right without even checking your mirrors.

(driving down the highway on a motorcycle)
you: there's an exit coming up in 100 feet, check out that rusted out old impala
(cuts across 4 lanes of traffic to make the exit)
you: check out that nigga slide

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Penguin Slide

The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina

Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.

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sperm slide

The old adage "what goes up must come down," when applied to sex, is perhaps better rephrased: "what cums in you must come out."

This is what we've termed the "sperm-slide:" the unpleasant feeling of semen rushing back out of you when you stand up after sex. This sometimes occurs after a delay of several minutes (up to half an hour!), and the elapsed time only makes it more awkward when the cum-gush comes.

Ugh, I experienced the worst sperm slide on the way to campus this morning. And I have horrible sex dreads. I feel like everyone can tell I had sex before class.

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Sliding the chute

Quitting a job in dramatic fashion.

Etymology: Phrase derived from the actions of Steven Slater, a JetBlue airlines employee who, after being abused verbally and physically by a passenger while the plane was on the ground, used the plane's intercom system to curse out the passenger. Then he grabbed a beer from the beverage cart and deployed an emergency escape slide to jump from the plane.

This job sucks so bad that one of these days I'm sliding the chute. It'll be epic, dude!

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Body slide

A glorified rub and tug or a tug job. Often found in Exotic massage parlors. Usually performed when the attended is naked.

Dude I went to the massage parlor and I had the body slide and her hands are magic.

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hit the slide

quit one's job, particularly in a dramatic or spectacular fashion

Joe hit the slide when he quit by leaving the boss at the interstate rest stop on the way back from the conference in Tucson.

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Bong Sliding

To smoke marijuana out of a bong slide due to the lack of other available smoking apparati

James: "Dude let's get stoned. Give me the bong or some papers."

Cole: "Bong's broken and no papers to be found, bro."

James: "Looks like we're going bong sliding tonight"

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