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A long session of jerking off. Typically, the very slow relaxed stroking of the penis until ejaculation. Very intense orgasms are to be expected.
After work Greg had some time to himself so he embarked on a 2 hour slow jerk.
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When one moves his hand in a motion that resembles masturbating. This is usually done when another person is speaking to show how uninterested you are in what he or she has to say. Slow jerkin must be done in a slower fashion that most are used to in order to exaggerate how boring or lame the person's story is. When executing this you MUST ALWAYS finish and preferably act out cumming on yourself. Once you get good at this you can try more advanced techniques such as slow jerking the person who is speaking and then making both of yours touch. Also eye contact is crucial in slow jerkin.
Person 1: Hey how's it going?
Person 2: Well not too good actually, my girlfriend doesn't like the same kind of music as me. My apartment doesn't get enough southern light and the rug I just got really clashes with the rest of my furnit... OH DUDE YOUR DOIN IT TOO SLOW THATS NOT HOW YOU DO THAT
Person 1: (Slow Jerkin while maintaining eye contact)
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from the Italian "citta" meaning city and English "slow". It is a new trend in living that started in the Italian city of Orvieto. The concept of Citta Slow or Cittaslow tries to promote quality of life by creating a more humane and ecologically correct environment, and thru enjoyment of food, art, theatre, community gathering places etc... The movement is a staunch opponent of globalization and the increasingly fast pace of life. This an excerpt of the Cittaslow Manifesto: “towns where men are still curious of the old times, towns rich of theatres, squares, cafes, workshops, restaurants and spiritual places, towns with untouched landscapes and charming craftsman where people are still able to recognize the slow course of the Seasons and their genuine products respecting tastes, health and spontaneous customs...."
Walmart and MacDonalds hate the Citta Slow movement and hope it will never see the day of light in America.
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The personal soundtrack for love making that every playa has for when he needs to do that thang.
<You, speaking to me, as I am taking off your panties and hitting play (at the same time)> Ohh snap, you busting out your slow jam for me? Baby, we's gonna get this shit on!
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To work it slow,enjoy the pleasure
Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.
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uncomfortable hug or hand shake,which takes a little longer than usual and borderlines on perverted.
Father O'Malley made me pretty uncomfortable the other day when he began to "slow-roast" me at the chuch fair.
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Someone who has smoked, shot, or snorted enough drugs to the constant every day state of slow motion.
Yo look at Big Slow, someone tell him that dumpster ain't his home even if there is a baseball cap on top.
Where are your keys, wallet, and Blackberry phone? Damn you pulled a Big Slow.
Yall......... ........ .................. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes ................ ... Smoke...... ............... .......................Another L.............. ....... ....................Yo
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