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A sexual act consisting of 2 partners (one of which being male), 1/3 cups of crushed ice, and a straw. The pair puts the crushed ice into the rectum of one of the partners, quickly followed by the insertion of the penis into said orifice. The male then has to quickly finish into the crushed ice, insert the straw into the anus, and slurp up all the refreshing juices inside.
Garth was working all day under the hot Alabama sun, driven on by the thought of a nice back alley slurpee once his task was fulfilled.
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You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!
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When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.
Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.
When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
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enclosing a slumbering victim in a sleeping bag, then throwing said bag off a cliff.
things going rough with the ol gf, i got the move for you. ok, so you're sixty-nining your girlfriend - make sure she's in there headfirst - and hurriedly get out and zip her in the bag. then throw the sleeping bag off a cliff, it's the old sleeping bag slurpee. that'll teach her.
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A puerto rican slurpee is when one sexual partner puts a straw on the others penis and slurps out the semen inside.
Jason, "Hey bitch, wanna slob on my knob"
Kierstin, "Ok, ill give you a puerto rican slurpee
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A bung slurpee is another term for feltching: sucking the cum out of one's ass either lips-to-ass or with a straw. Also see feltch feltching
Rod Stewart slipped the straw deep inside Mic Jagger's ass and sucked till he tasted the slimy, salty taste of his cum mixed with shit. Both of them loved a hot bung slurpee straight from a man's ass.
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