A Savannah Slushie occurs when two or more menstruating strippers give a man a lap dance. This leaves a red mixture on the recipients lap. Afterwards, this person will ideally become very drunk and pee their pants to complete the slushie. Variants of the slushie may include the person vomiting on the pants. In parts of Tokyo, diarrhea may be involved.
It is recommended to discard the pants after a night that involves a Savannah Slushie.
My best friend went out last night, wearing a sharp looking polo shirt and a real fine pair of Patagonia shorts. Little did he know his night would conclude with a Savannah Slushie. He was about to throw the pants into a dumpster, but we have word that the Smithsonian museum has requested the pants for a new exhibit.
A term which refers to the resulting cum from a threesome or one session of intercourse followed immediately by another, during which two people who are either closely or distantly related cum inside the third person.
Billy Bob (to his cousin Jim Bob): Let's go over to Linda Sue's and make a West Virginia slushy.
Putting every possible bodily fluid into a bucket (blood, pee, cum, vomit, diarrhea, etc.), mixing it together, and dumping it into a girl's vagina.
Bob: My girlfriend was yelling at me, so I gave her the old super slushie special to calm her down.
George: She must have gotten all kinds of infections.
Someone who has a low I.Q. Isn’t going anywhere in life, usually hangs out in front of 7/11 drinking slushies and eating chips and beef jerky
Joe is a bit slow and clueless, what a Slushy.
Girl one: Do you think is a slushy? She gets a lot of attention from guys.
Girl two: Yeah! She has big boobs and yesterday I saw her giving a BJ to a stranger!
Most greatest lovable person on earth all hail Sluhsy! Clue deserves more love from everyone! We love you!! /srs /p -by Channel&Cecilia
“Who is Slushy?” the stranger said. “Slushy is one of the greatest people on earth!” everyone replied to the stranger.