A man-child who eats saop. He probably is loud, annoying and drunk.
Alex just ate Soap! What a Soap Eater!
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When you drop the soap and you best friend David rapes your asshole so badly that the noise you create can be compared to the holy noises of Christ's opera house
David gave me a hot steamy soap opera last night now we are not friends
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A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.
Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!
A soap puff is a name for someone that is currently acting weird. It can mean something be something mean if you call someone a soap puff and they don't know what it means. However, if they do know what it means you are saying something good to them.
"You crazy soap puff" said Carl.
When someone drops the soap on purpose
Jack and calman are soap buddys
How to play Soap Pony:
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”