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keep quite when they lose and become arrogant jackasses when they win.
even though the yankees have been 26-1 against the yankees in world seires wins in the past 86-ish years they don't realize it.
yay we won a world series we're soooo much better than the yankees
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Red Sox Logic(noun) -Red Sox Logic: (noun) The art of ignoring any negative history regarding your franchise and only referring to recent success.Made famous by the Boston Red Sox fan base. (See Bandwagon, as well as mental midget)
Jimmy the retarded Chowdaead boldly uses his Red Sox Logic
"The Boston Red Sox have always been the greatest baseball team and always will be."
His friend Billy who has half a brain says "The Sox were a piece of shit for a loooooooong time you retard."
"No way" says Jimmy
Look it up says Billy
"He was right" says Jimmmy after looking it up
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Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.
Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.
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The most loud mouth people EVER. Red sox fans in new york don't even do that but if your in boston it's like if you yell more we'll hurt their feelings and goin after state wise wheres that gonna get ya (thank you for that update Tae-Kwon-Do Jeebus your a good man)
WE won they suck finally yankee fans can shut the fuck up. about what? We're gonna continue and the 22-0 loss well we gotta be first in nearly everything right?
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A team that is more consistent than their north-side counterparts, the Cubs. A Sox fan is better behaved than a Cubs fan, not counting the very rare oddball. A typical Sox fan will actually pay attention to the game. Not to mention, 75% of Sox fans are Chicagoans born and raised, and aren't afraid to go to Bridgeport to see a game, unlike fresh-off-the-bus-from-Kalamazoo fratboys and the Lexus-SUV-driving North Shore types.
Sox fans show the nation Chicago's good side.
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a typically obnoxious person who claims to be a better baseball fan than all cubs fans. this person generally would rather see the cubs lose than the sox win. these people, however, have been proven to be too concerned with baseball, to the point that they have made their stadium ugly in order to not distract from the game and seem to enjoy having housing projects around their stadium rather than the great bar scene of wrigleyville. they also seem to be too concerned with baseball to advance in the working world, and often end up working under cubs fans.
white sox fan: "hey son, let's run on the field and attack a 60 year old first base coach"
son of white sox fan: "but dad, i want another beer"
white sox fan: "shut up kid, we're gonna be on TV"
white sox fan: "hey the cubs are losing"
cubs fan: "get back to work or i'll fire you"
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The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!
Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.
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