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Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?
A woman who turns a gay man into a straight man
That girl is a real spaghetti straightener.
When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.
That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!
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Spaghetti and Pigballs is a ancient term that comes from the movie Shrek. It’s when someone is super hungry for spaghetti and meatballs, but they call it spaghetti and Pigballs instead.
Man, I could really go for some Spaghetti and Pigballs..
Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
i think i’m going crazy, cause this morning i woke up at 4am and then got up opened my window, then i was gonna start getting ready for school but decided to go back to bed. And now i can’t stop thinking about spaghetti cast
“What does spaghetti cast mean?!
I can’t stop thinking about it but I know it means something”
A guy who sticks his dick in a oven mitt full of spaghetti and fucks it.
Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.