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from The Simpsons Movie.
brought the lols.
Marge: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?!
Homer: spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does
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An alternative to an upskirt / annie shot
Have you seen the latest Britney spider shot
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the ultimate being...
"spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does"
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a large fucking spider that is harmless but is gigantic and feared by many australians. this spider is found in houses mainly during summer because they love the heat, they feast on insects. they just sit on you’re wall still until you try to kill it they zoom off somewhere else in a fast pace. they are brown, short haired, skinny and massive sized and the size is probably why so many australians are petrified of then
dude there was a huge huntsman spider in my room, i ran out of my room and was petrified.
When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.
"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."
Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits
Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits
Noun sing. When long anal hairs protrude from gluteal cheeks right near the anus and resemble a large ominous wolf spider peering from the crack of flesh colored rocks in the southwestern desert regions.
I was finally gettin’ some sweet parking lot tuna from behind, but when I glanced down and saw the huge muddy Wolf Spider I lost my erection.