When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.
Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?
The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.
Is it raining?
-No, its just sprinklering.
When 2 grandmas are scissoring each other and squirting all over the place
I went into my grandma’s room and she was performing a wrinkle sprinkler with my other grandma.
when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below
i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler
A person who gets violently drunk that can’t control their bladder resulting in pissing the sheets
Ben: “Damien, I saw joey change his sheets this morning after a night out drinking. I think he pissed himself”
Damien:”i’m not surprised he’s a drunken sprinkler
When a girl is giving you a handjob, and she squeezes your balls so hard that you ejaculate non-stop for about 7 seconds.
Girlfriend: "What do you say I give you a Backwoods Sprinkler tonight?"
Boyfriend: "Not again..."
Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.
Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.